lingeriemadness

Between edible,skeleton, skulls and other kinds of lingerie, I neglect the metal ones ,which are the  kings and the queens of all, a little bit.

Dear metal lingeries, sorry for that. I will focus on you more from now on.

Let’s start..

If you like this armored bra, you will love the rest of the set,too.

In the past, if women were going to wars and battle areas in such costumes, the history would be soooo different. They really could have changed the direction of the history.. I wonder how would it be?

I am not sure that the men were not able to battle at all.. They could not have focused on war. What do you think about that?

Gooood morning all..

Let’s start the day with some delicious lingerie..

Maybe a little chocolate and cake can be a perfect..

I couldn’t decide if it is made of milk chocolate or made of bitter chocolate.. I prefer milk chocolate! What is your choice?

By the way, what is wrong with those cherry nipples? At the beginning, I thought that something was wrong with my eyes.. I thought I became cross-eyed. My eyes are checked. Thank God, my eyes are ok, but it is better for the pastrycook to go to an eye doctor .

As you see, some photos and products I share are sometimes less interesting than others.

I guess the one I will share at this post is one of those less interesting and less creatives designs.

But, please check the expression on her face, and the expressions on the skulls that are on the bra. Do you see the resemblance? This resemblance make this post interesting ans sharable for me 🙂

The best part of this bra is; you can change the expression of the skulls according to your mood. You can see on the second picture that her left breast is smiling and the right one is laughing!! I want to see the angry face and the curious one!!

Usually I share one delicious lingerie and one less delicious lingerie per a post. So we can balance our appetite 🙂

But this time, I will change it a little bit.

Ladies and Gentleman, let me introduce you a healthy (!)  lingerie..

Well, this is definetely a healthy choice ( not as a lingerie, of course) .. But maybe some vinegar can be useful for hygiene issues..

( No no no, do not use a bleaching water, or any kind of detergent to clean it up ) 🙂

By the way, this lettuce underpants are designed/made by Artist Fulvio Bonavia..

Normally, this cabbage bra and the lettuce underpants above are not a set.

But, because both of them are green vegetables and both of them are very  healthy and nutrious.  Well, Why not!!! They can make a beautiful, delicious, nutrious set.

By the way, have you tried eating raw cabbage with tahini?

It sounds disgusting, but the taste is amazing!! Just give it a try.. You won’t regret if you like cabbage and tahini..

Let’s leave metal lingeries for a while..

The bras I am going to share are “in case of emergency” bras. They are eatable!!! YAY!!

Here are some delicious bras..

WARNING:  Some of them are really mouth-watering.. And they can really ruin your diet!!!

Chocokini!!!

OH MY.. This one is killing me.. Different kinds of delicious chocolates and fashion.. all together.. Unfair!!

This chocokini cannot stay on me more than 20 minutes..I would started to eat it before I put it on, I would continued eating it while I was putting it on.. Half of it would be already gone when I finished putting it on.

Ok.. I can’t continue looking at it.. I am craving for chocolate right now.NOOOOOO!!

Let’s see a less mouthwatering bra choice.. So we can forget about this chocokini for a little while..

Hahahaha, Do you still have your apetite? Mine is gone..

I am not a big fan of bacon. Especially when it is cold. I don’t like the greasy taste..

But still it looks good. I like the braided structure and at least it is cooked.. And the pink bowtie in the middle is a nice touch.

I have to mention that;This lingerie made completely by recycled can.

This special lingerie designed/crafted by Ingrid Goldbloom Bloch to promote green awareness.

Not comfortable, not wearable but still very beautiful,very stylish..

Great example for a Green Fashion!!

This bustier is so beautiful. Don’t you think so?

Congratulations to the designer.. Such a successful piece on green awareness.

Let’s see the rest of this lingerie.. Let’s see the bikini/slip and the suspender belt of this set!

Here they are;

I really like this compelete lingerie set.. It is really hard to believe that this lingerie is made of recycled can.

As you can see this lingerie is full of red color.. I think it is made of Coca-cola cans.. Don’t you think so? 🙂

Here is another metal bra, but this one is more useful than then the previous ones.

Here is  ” THE DISCO BALL BRA“

Are you ready to partyyyyy!!!

Since I saw this bra, I can’t stop singing “I like to move it move it” song in my mind. I don’t know the rest of the song besides this part. Sooo annoying.. I should start writing about another bra soon, so maybe I can stop singing it.

If you want to make your own disco ball bra, the good part is; it comes with every cup sizes :))

From Cup A to Cup Z .. ok I confess that I just made it up cup Z.( Normally the bra cup sizes go until Cup M)

By the way, Why are we “people” obsessed with disco balls??

Dear Psychologists and Sociologists, please study on this subject and inform us about this. I really want to learn!!

I still keep singing “I like to move it move it I like to move it!!

NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

Here comes the second crazy bra..

I continue with another metal one.

This special bra reminded me a photo of Janet Jackson.

Let’s see how many of you are agree with me on that!!

This photo was taken for Rolling Stone magazine in the past. And I remember that, those hands belonged to her ex-boyfriend.

 Well, definitely Janet Jackson’s human-hand bra looks more comfortable than the metal one.. 🙂

I wanted to start my blog with this creative bra, so you will have an idea that  why I called my blog  “crazy lingerie or lingerie madness“!!! 

This creative bra looks like a Chastity belt for breasts.Let’s call it “Chastity Bra!!”
If you decide to wear this special bra.. Here are some friendly warnings for you..

1) Don’t wear it under the water, otherwise you will have to deal with some rust stains..

2) Try not to wear it so long, because as you  can see that the shoulder straps are pretty heavy..Besides having a terrible neck pain, you can have a huge hunchback  that can compete with the hunchback of Notre Dame.

3)It is better to find a phone number of a locksmith before you use it incase you lose the keys of the locks on the breasts.Your breasts can be prisoner of this bra for a long time.. Not a good idea!!